Ahoy Matey,
In order to avoid walking the plank on Monday, follow these steps exactly:
1. Get Time magazine (November 10th now out on newstands)
2. Tear out page 31
3. Tape it up in your bathroom so you see it every morning.
4. Breathe deeply and imagine yourself there.
5. Prepare for a haul.
Your Pirate Queen,
Captain Cat
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